Titles of Essays I Have Been Writing in My Head

• Ode to Vice (Seriously...)
• Pursuing an Operative Definition of "Truth"...Good Luck with That!
• Six Ways to Love a Friend
• The Semiotics of Internet Dating
• Fear and Loathing in Hayes Valley...with Valet Parking
• Quantos Para mi Vida Loca?
• Blanche DuBois and the Wisdom of Depending on the Kindness of Strangers

We'll see if these essays get successfully extracted from my head and written on the proverbial parchment...