Jimmy's Emergency Plan

Jimmy and I sat at a local tapas restaurant eating our Spanish eggs and toasted baguette, reading the NY Times and babbling about this and that. Somehow the topic turned to having emergency stores in the event of a disaster . I told Jimmy I have a stash of canned goods and bottled water in the basement should a disaster hit. I noted that Jimmy and I should have an emergency plan to which he responded, "Oh I already have an emergency plan." "Really Jimmy, what is your plan?" His response, "Roll up in a ball and wait."