My mattress has turned on me, reached the end of its optimal life and I need to buy a new one. I've been bitching about my mattress for a few weeks but have not had time to really shop for a new one. Tonight, Jimmy and I were kicking back watching the news when a commercial for Sleep Number beds came on and the following conversation happened:
Mer: "Maybe I should try a Sleep Number mattress?"
Jimmy: "Totally. Thats what the old people buy. And you should get one of those guard rails too."