Friday, September 14, 2012

Conversations with Jimmy: The Dog Food Question

It's late on a Wednesday night and I'm sitting in my room futzing with my iPad when Jimmy walks in with a pensive look on his face and asks....

Jimmy: "If you only had a bag of Cosmo's food to eat, would you live?"

Mer: "You mean that's all I had to eat?"

Jimmy: "Yeah. You could stay alive eating that, couldn't you?"

Mer: "Yes, I think so. For awhile."

Jimmy: "Do you think you would throw up?"

Mer: "I don't know! Why are you thinking about this?"

Jimmy: "Trying to trim my budget."

I truly do not know where he gets this stuff.