Saturday, April 30, 2011

Conversations with Jimmy

My brother Jimmy and I are home cleaning the house, doing laundry and yard work and whatnot on a very warm spring day.  I pass Jimmy in the kitchen where Jimmy lifts up his t-shirt and looks at his belly and the following conversation ensued:

Jimmy:  "I'm getting a little bit of a belly."

Mer: "Yeah, welcome to middle-age."

Jimmy:  "I know, I gotta start using meth."

As always folks, true story.  I think he's out trying to find a dealer right now and in our hood he won't have to go far.

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